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Postby G7SEV » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:16 pm

39 pages later you're still doing the penguin jokes. You have to be admired Peter..... the jokes are still s**t though :|







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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby nani17 » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:56 pm

:lol: while im eating my penguin bar i'd thought id share
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ReturnOf-TheMac » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:24 pm

There was a women on beach with no arms, no legs and 3 guys were walking over, they felt sorry for her. 1st guy says "do you want a hug?"
She says "yeah" So he hugs her
2nd guy says "do you want a kiss?"
she says "yes" so he kisses her
3rd guy says "do you wanna get f#cked"
she says "yes"
He says "you will be when tide comes in"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ShadyKnight » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:26 pm

^^^^ :oops: :D :oops:
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ReturnOf-TheMac » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:30 pm

I had to :D
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby nani17 » Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:03 pm

Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
Because he wanted to get into the snow-business
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby G7SEV » Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:31 am

James Cordon has joined the hunt to find Colonel Gaddafi as he heard there is a giant bounty on his head.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby DA77EN » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:43 pm

"Your so tight you bye beans on a tuesday so you can have a bubblebath on a wednesday" 8-)
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby nani17 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:02 am

how do penguins get to school?

On their ice-cycles :lol:

Gav loves these jokes
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby DA77EN » Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:58 pm

nani17 wrote:how do penguins get to school?

On their ice-cycles :lol:

Gav loves these jokes

:roll: 8-)
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Arsenalisti » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:17 pm

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby x Tru3 Blu3 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:27 pm

Wouldn't it be ironic if, David Villa played for Aston Villa, Antonio Valencia played for Valencia and Danny Shittu played for Arsenal.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Alolo91 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:31 pm

:lol:
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby DA77EN » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:50 pm

Why did the polish man cross the road?
Coz he took the chickens job too!!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby danny275 » Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:54 pm

Inter Milan...
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby G7SEV » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:03 pm

DA77EN wrote:Why did the polish man cross the road?
Coz he took the chickens job too!!


God awful....


danny275 wrote:Inter Milan...


:lol: They're in dire straits. Such a fall in a few years. I blame Rafa
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby danshankill09 » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:26 am

*blows away dust*

I walked into Waterstones and asked, "Do you have any books on 'How to stop impulse buying'?"

"Yes we do."

"Excellent. I'll take seventeen copies please."
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ReturnOf-TheMac » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:13 pm

Heres a good one..

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby nani17 » Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:25 pm

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall.....
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Bravez » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:10 pm

nani17 wrote:What did the fish say when it swam into a wall.....
Dam


:shock: :lol:
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